woman: Hi! Can I talk your mommy or daddy?
me: You’ll have to call them at their home. My husband and I don’t have any parents living with us.
woman: Oh… I’m so sorry. I’m calling on behalf of ::something, I tuned out:: … take the survey?
woman: Ok, how many people living in your home are over the age of 35?
woman: Excuse me?
me: My husband and I are both under thirty.
woman: (laughing so hard she can’t breathe) I can only survey people over 35. Miss, I am so sorry. But this has been the best call I’ve made all day.
me: Glad to help. Have a great day.
woman: Oh, Honey… I will NOW!